Reifskendal

Patient escaped from the asylum.

File #RK-303

Reason for admission:

Chronic, compulsive and incurable obsession with music. They told him "find yourself a healthy hobby" and he became a producer.

Symptoms observed by staff: • He produces at 3 AM because he says that "at that time the neighbors hear better."

• He talks to the synthesizers. And the worst thing is that they answer him.

• Strongly believes that an 808 is a WHO-approved therapeutic percussion instrument.

• He tries to quantize his own heartbeat. His swing does not fit.

• He was caught trying to sample the beep of the machine in the psychiatric cafeteria.

Doctor's diagnosis: Non-medicable. Irreversible. Contagious by headphones.

Prescription Treatment: Isolation with studio monitors. Failed. Now produces twice as much. Current status: On the run. If you see him in Montserrat with a notebook full of letters, a laptop without a battery and humming a loop for 3 days, don't stop him.

Just ask Him to let go.

Warning: Only danceable. Listen at your own risk.